Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Soc overload!

Yesterday and Monday were the Socs and Sports fairs and today's the day to sign up/try out a lot of them. But there's just so many! I can't choose!
Here's what I'm looking at:
  • Social
    • RockSoc
    • Salsa
    • French Flair
    • Scandinavian Society
    • Welsh Society
    • Curry Appreciation Society
    • Engineers without Borders
    • Gastronomic Society
    • Sci-Fi Society
    • Film Society

  • Sports
    • Archery
    • Canoeing
    • Gliding
    • Motorsports
    • Mountaineering
    • Sailing
    • Pub Sports

They all sound like fun, but there's no way I can afford the time or money for more than a couple. Plus my weekends are rarely free as it is!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Small World

In the last few days, I have added over 50 new friends on Facebook, mainly those who live with me at Brendon Court. There are more appearing every day too. Now that I "know" so many people, some very surprising links are appearing.
For example, one of the Fresher's Week crew at Brendon is acquainted with two of the people that I met while on a Year in Industry, neither of whom are currently at Bath.
This is not the only example. The Facebook Application Friend Wheel (created, incidentally, by a current student at the University of Bath), shows the relationships between all your immediate friends. From this I have learnt that someone that I met many years ago at "Chemistry Camp" happens to know someone that I later went to college with!
I find these coincidences staggering. Excuse me while I take a moment to marvel at how small the world has become...



Okay, I'm done.

You may notice that I've not posted at all on the subjects of moving to uni or Fresher's Week (which is happening around me as I write) but I'm sure I'll get round to it some time soon.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Stop Global Warming: Fly Away on Holiday?

Well it's been over a month since I posted, which isn't a lot of good, is it?

I saw a poster outside a Co-op Travel Agent, making a statement which, frankly, defies comprehension. Here's a photo:

Book your holiday today and help combat climate change
I'm sorry, whut? Tourism and air travel in particular is a huge producer of Carbon Dioxide, so what is the Co-op trying to suggest? That if you book your flight with them, the plane will magically suck up CO2 instead of pumping it out? I sincerely hope nobody is fooled by this.

Well Co-op Travel, I have submitted the above photo to the FAIL Blog, so lets see what others think of it.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Oh the heat

The weather has been disgustingly hot over the last few days.

Last week, my bike had some problems that I couldn't fix, so I took it to the shop, but a chain of unfortunate events has prevented me from picking it up yet. So after my driving test, I walked the three miles to work in the baking midday sun.
Determined to avoid repeating the experience in the afternoon, I decided to stay in the office until the promised clouds arrived.
Now I'm normally good at reading the weather, even in Gloucester where it's much less predictable than in Wales. Unfortunately, the windows in my office are not close to me and the glass is tinted, making it hard to tell what's going on.
So I missed the signs, and by the time I saw the sky outside had gone dark, there was thunder and lightning directly overhead. The heavens would open within ten minutes. I realised I was far too late to make it home dry, so I went for the bus instead. Even that was futile, because when I got outside I could smell that rain was imminent. It took me one minute to run to the bus stop, and by the time I got there the rain had started, and it was those huge raindrops you get at the start of an epic midsummer storm.
Anyway, even though I got pretty damp, I've been loving the rain because it's such a relief from the heat.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Driving WIN

I passed my driving test today, with only one Minor Fault. Wahey!

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Hovercraft

I just want to say, that hovercraft are awesome.
Seriously, what's not to love about them? They can travel on almost any terrain, and they are as noisy and dangerous as motorbikes. That means they are cool.

When I was younger, I was determined to build a hovercraft. In fact, I spent a lot of my school days doodling concepts in the margins of my books. Unfortunately, I lacked the skills, tools and funding to achieve anything more.
It's just occurred to me that soon I might just have those three things, all at once. Uni's looking more exciting every day!

P.S. I was just struck by an urge to find out the right way to say "My hovercraft is full of eels" in Hungarian:
A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal
I'm sure that will come in handy someday.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Why do spreadsheets suck?

I had much frustration trying to plot those handy graphs in the post below. What I wanted was a line graph with the points unevenly spaced on the x-axis. Is that so much to ask?

I tried Google Docs to begin with, to find that it can't seem to do scatter graphs properly. And it's slow, because it's an AJAX application.
So I tried Apple Numbers, which can do scatter graphs, but can't put a line between the points. Also it's so slow! Unbelievable. Quad-processor machines shouldn't struggle like this with a simple spreadsheet.
Then I installed Microsoft Office 2008 and tried Excel. This is able to produce the graphs I want in theory, but it crashed when I tried. And, get this, it's even slower than Numbers!
Another thing about Excel for Mac is, in the values for the maximum and minimum values of a graph axis, I can't paste or type anything other than decimal numbers. Which means I can't set the graph to start at "11/06/2008  10:00:00 AM", but I have to enter "39610.4166666667".
How is that useful?

What a crock of shit these spreadsheet programs are.
 
In the end I had to resort to using Excel 2003 for Windows at work, even though it produces the same ugly graphs it was making in 1995. To slightly un-uglify them, I printed to a PDF and rasterised that, to get the nice anti-aliasing.
Next time, I'll try something open-source like Gnuplot, which should make a good job of it.

Apple, Microsoft: You fail at making spreadsheet programs. Go and stand in the corner.